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As someone who used to read a lot of books on Zen, I've been enjoying these. The one on triggers made me laugh -- at work we have a running joke about triggers. I've expressed so much dislike for them that when discussing a problem people will say "we could use triggers to do that!" just to get a rise out of me.


People likewise goad me at work by suggesting extensive use of design patterns (particularly in absurd combinations like AbstractFlyweightFactory).


At my shop we use extensive use of point-less ahem point-free code. Of course, you can also always use more category theory. And, the best remedy against the type system giving you headaches, is: more types!

(If you haven't guessed, yet, we use Haskell.)


These can take the form of the joke "if your solution to a problem is [x] then you now have two problems." Possible substitutions for x:

Regular Expressions, DB Triggers, xml, Java/VB/PHP/Other language, NoSQL... the list can go on and on here.




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